THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Alyssa High of Northern Arizona University. She’s a sorority girl in Kappa Delta and definitely has the looks to catch people’s attention. Interestingly enough, she recently posted this pic on IG and asked “is it my jeans or my genes?” Nik, I had to know your answer to this, as you’re an expert at calling it like it is. So… What do you think? Genes? Jeans? Neither? Both? I look forward to your response.
Neither- both her Jeans and her Genes make her arms look obese, making her eye sockets a focal point.- nik