Rachel Hazell the UNT Parasite

Rachel Hazell the UNT Parasite

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so this girl Rachel Hazell is a parasite and she needs to be stopped. She goes to UNT and is always flipping through dating apps praying for guys she can use. She will do anything for a bag of Pepsi including showing her boobs on Fry St. I took her home once and it was a nightmare. She drunk cried the whole night because she got us kicked out of almost every bar on Fry, threw up on me, and passed out without even letting me smash. Kind of glad though because when I saw her without makeup it was a disaster and she smelled like cigarettes and wet dog. Later found out she had been with most of my homies. All of whom had negative reviews. My friend said she stole money out of his wallet after sleeping with him.

The nose doesn’t really match the chest.- nik


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  1. NewerNovember 28, 2017 at 8:00 AM

    Way too much makeup

  2. Georgia97November 28, 2017 at 6:08 AM

    Sounds like OP is upset because he didn’t get to give her a slipindectomy.