THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Drew Gellein has f**ked around on every girl he’s ever dated, including his kids mom. He thinks he’s a really good softball player ,but has arthritis in his back and really bad body odor. He will find you on social media because he has no confidence to do it in person, and tell you he loves you within 1-2 weeks. His Greg is tiny, teeth mangled, and was in special education classes throughout elementary school. This nearly 40 year old man is a real tool. Beware, ladies, he will bring his kids around you right away to win you over. They were raised by his parents while him and their mom were doing methamphetamines.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, hi I’m Krystal Jaeger. I love to cheat on my fiance. Ill also suck your Greg while talking about my extremely violent left politial views. It REALLY gets me off. If you disagree with me I’ll give you a black eye.. just like i did to my fiance! He still hasn’t learned how horrible I am since he still hangs around..anyways. you pick…dirty public bathroom. The ones with stinky urinal cakes or the back of my 1981 camaro. Let’s stay up all night on my kitchen floor and roll cheap cigarettes. If you bring some box wine i may even open up about eating vagina. By the way, find me on yakima backpage. Toodles.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, don’t be fooled by Kolby Swenson. He has been visiting brothels on and off behind his girlfriend Brittany Nicole Gassert’s back for a very long time. He is very well know around the Washington area and is a well known customer at the Tight Fit Brothel house in Puyallup. He also hides his identity on social media. So he can try to meet more women through various dating websites and even hitting on fitness girls on Instagram. His Instagram name is @og_ksw. He also told me once he had a lump on the base of penis, so we gave him the nickname stumpy.
His back is covered in pimples from all his steroid abuse. He also told me it makes it hard for him to keep his penis in check while he is on cycle. As he says he would fuck just about anything with a hole and heart beat as long as he gets laid. He also mentioned the fact that his current girlfriend gives the worst blowjobs he has even had in his life. Another thing Kolby Swenson absolutely loves is taking large amount of steroids. His favourite steroid is Trenbolone.
Kolbys is also really good friends with Jonathan Lemkin. Jonathan Lemkin by the way has become a huge internet sensation thanks in part to the dirty. Kolby Swenson also promotes and sells Lemkinese gear, which is internet slang for bunk or defective steroids. One last thing about Kolby “Stumpy” Swenson. Is that he also has a oxycotin addiction which Jonathan Lemkin helps him out with. As Jonathan Lemkin is well known for peddling oxycotin to big name fitness celebrities such as Rich Piana and Sara Piana. Kolby has also been caught doing gay for pay in the past as well. In order to fund his lavish lifestyle.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jennifer Gates, the daughter of Microsoft founder and world’s richest man, Bill Gates, posted a boomerang to her Instagram stories showing her and her brother getting donuts with a wheelchair parking pass in their car.
Neither of them are physically diabled so why do they have it? Did their dad buy it for them so they could have an easier time finding parking?
The rules don’t apply to the Gates family.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a month before our wedding I found out my fiancé was having a sexting relationship with an old coworker. Then I caught them. Then I found out that it had actually been going on for months and they had sex while I was out of town supporting my family. The home wrecker Michelle Hong thinks she “won” him and keeps posting romantic memes online ranging from “have you ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn’t have?” to “I may not have been your first but I’m preparing to be your last.”
The crazy thing is Michelle Hong is a mom of two. You would think a mom would know better than to incur bad karma on herself knowing her children could get hit with it but she’s dumb. And then she also has the nerve to tell me she loves him as if I care. She knew we were together the whole time and that we were months away from marriage and she chose to continue so she is definately a honewrecker. I hope she gets ALL THE BAD KARMA she deserves.
I hope you got your deposit back.- nik