Poser Giani


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik., Swarn sidhu is the biggest phudu in Surrey. Guy tries to be all romantic on social media claiming “your boyfriend hates me.” Nigga theres no need for a boyfriend to hate a guy who spends more time getting ready than any other girl in Surrey. You look like a phudu puckering up your lips in your pics and you act like f’ing Dr. Phil trying to sort out b’tches problems. B’tch people like you ARE the problem. Are you a buncha or a pajama f’ing queer. Grow a pair of balls you lun pakora. Surprised your parents dont slap the shit out of you when they see you pose for pictures in the downstairs mirror like that.

I wonder how much he spent on his man purse.- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

The dirty fijian


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Im soo shocked this kid hasnt been up here yet! He is as dirty as they come! Let me introduce you to dominic jordan singh aka tropical king LOL what a joke right? He used to date this chick named gina they dated for 5 years or so but she left this scum because he cheated on her with ugly lgs and other girls and would lie to her he would hit her and abuse her always f’ing around with girls and some how she would find out she was a smart one but dumb enough to stick around for long. Then he dated some brown chick mojo cheated on her with gina and messed around with other girls and both of them being unaware. Pretty gross id say. Then from what i heard gina set up mojo to confront her and both girls left him… girl power aye! But still how can you cheat on two girls? Eww. But wait its not over!!!!! After mojo he went and found himself a philipino. This one was an interesting one. He dated a girl named lara the philipino, he dated her for a year but in that year she was cheated on! Even his ex gf gina would tell her and dummy would just not lissen she was clearly not smart this kid would do anything for gina and whatever it tool to be with her And for some reason nik he always finds a way into ginas life and cheats on girls and neither of them know.

Passerby pic.- nik

Junkie Family


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these couple are f’ing hilarious. Parden my language but you can get any better then this. Ok the guy is a total m”h junkie who cheats on his gf with men and she takes him back! All the f’ing time, she’s 35 weeks pregnant and does pills and before she got pregnant she was a total down junkie who smokes her”n and does nothing but scream bloody murder when she doesn’t have her drugs. These two are a real train wreck, they act like their shit don’t stink and that they are above everyone when really the guy can’t even hold down a job for 2 months. I feel sorry for their baby. Someone should do something about these losers.

Push Up Phagura


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Kajol Phagura. This is the biggest greaseball I know from Surrey. She’s a fake model from surrey and goes around telling people she makes thousands of dollars from modelling even though she doesn’t make a dime. She drenches herself in top brand make ups just to impress random creeps but in reality she already looks cr’cked out. But the worst part about this is that her mother works minimum wage and she spends all of her mother’s money on makeup and liquor. She met my brother at the club and once she realized my brother was a photographer, she was all over him and desperate to get some fame from him. Not to mention she will go around anywhere looking like she has double d’s especially when she takes photos but she’s as flat as a wall.

Raggedy rat-tooth Scarlett Campbell


THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, long time no talk. This is Scar, a hardcore badass b’ch (and a trap queen in training considering her fiance Cody Beauchamps even harder than her & doin jail time). Shes obsessed with her junkie boyfriend even though all he seems to do is smoke gak and speed, steal from her, beat her and f’ random sluts (who may I add usually didnt have the body of a 13 year old boy.) This scottish drunk needs a reality check cause shes not hard or hot. Maybe if she had a mom, someone would have taught her how to be a LADY. Shes nothing but a greasy hoodrat with rat teeth and i harsh regret ever making out with her at a party, she tasted like puke and b.o…. She needs to be put on blast and grow the f’ up.

Wigged Out Carson


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve never met anyone as disgusting as pepsi’d out Carson. This loser owes anyone he does business with hundreds to thousands of dollars, and by business I mean sell pot and c**ck because that’s all this loser is good for. Oh wait, he’s not even good at that because he was caught at 15 selling cr**k to an undercover cop! That all seems pretty understandable though since this psycopath has been breaking every law (including sniffing pepsi) since he was 12. Well if that’s not enough I’ve heard countless times through girls that he never takes no for an answer and they felt raped by him, especially since he likes to get girls blackout drunk then take advantage of them. I once felt sorry for this pathetic piece of trash, until I woke up to find my sh*t missing, money stolen, and then have my girlfriend tell me he was hitting on her when I gave him a roof over his f’ing head. So Nik I think its time we put this piece of sh’t on blast, and I’d love to know, what do you think of Carson Younghusband?

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