I Have Mad Respect For Brooke Alisha


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I use to go to school with this girl and she was a complete loser and now look at her. I wouldn’t touch this girl back in school but now she’s turned into the hottest brunette and now she’s the hottest blonde I’ve ever seen. Looks like she still has f*cked up teeth but who cares I would wife her up in a second. Those can be fixed. She plays soccer, got a super fit body, nice ass, she is so nice to everyone and is the most hilarious person ever on her social medias. She should be like one of them vine stars. This girl is killin it now. Never would have thought it!!! Sorry Brooke for the way we treated you. MAD RESPECT.

The hottest chick in High School always ends up being the fattest girl at the reunion. Simple calculus.- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Trust Fund Baby Lord Alex

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is ‘Lord’ Alex Craigs. This psycho lives off of his royal British parents billions and claims to be professional ‘socialite’. He constantly posts about sponsoring sloots and how much money he spends on the weekend but deep down he’s a f’ing psycho who stalks the hell out of people if he doesn’t get his way, he is insane. He uses his money to meet people like him and tells crazy lies to make them like him even more but what’s even worse is he uses the death of his son to make people feel sorry for him – this guy is a true scumbag! Lord Alex – a cheater, a psycho and a liar.

Even though he is taller than his boy, I still believe the Lord is the bottom.- nik

Jon Turilli


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is absolute scum. He is addicted to pills, drugs, alcohol, and anything else he can get his hands on. He steals from his closest friends when he can’t afford to pay for it himself, and even steals from his own family. He also thinks he can fight but anybody taller than 5’2″ will be able to step on him. He has been to jail more times than he can count on both hands. Stay away from this junkie, he is nothing but bad news! Employers, watch out, he will steal from YOU too!

Please help Ivana Horna Bostrom


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Ivana Horna Bostrom continues to slander and defame the characters of Kate Soby and lauren Sencion linking them to anonymous accounts on Twitter and Instagram. Regardless of the truth behind these allegations, Ivana must stop throwing out slanderous statements and posting places of employment and photos of children. Previous dirty posts indicate the group of opposing sides have come to a truce. Why does Ivana Horna Bostrom continue to keep the Jenna Jameson and AmberNicole Miller saga alive. Jenna and Amber can fight their own battles. Ivana is nothing more than a mouthpiece trying to impress Amber Nichole Miller (who by the way could care less about her). Ivana, please grow up. Slandering people and making attempts to ruin their careers and marriages is over the top and unnecessary. You should reevaluate your own life. Maybe YOU need rehab. Maybe YOU need parenting classes. Here are some prime examples of her constant harassment towards Kate and Lauren. Her Twitter shows proof of her obsession with these woman.

Ava Aka Trixi Tang


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is actually crystal Livingston, many probably better know her as Ava at 2001 or “trixi tang”. She’s so gross, poor thing may have had potential to be a decent looking girl! But instead you can find her on Craigslist, the strip club, or probably any Bay Area trap house lit off kitty, acid and xannies, she’ll probably take whatever u offer lol. She’s given up on seeing her adorable 3 year old son, he basically he has a new mom and is taken care of entirely by his father (thank god because she shouldn’t be responsible for a fuxin pet fish) she’s chosen drugs over her child completely. She talks big for a strung out chick that’s 80 lbs and 4’11”. If you friend her on Facebook you can give her a ride for some ass, she offers it like twice a week “realllyyy need a ride from Lakeland tonight to get to work, name your price”. Work btw is at 2001- she’s Ava. The one with trashy tattoos, small tits, no ass, but will blow u in the space ship for a bump :) I’d be careful girls and guys if you’re interested in hopping in bed with this one, she’ll do anything to get a high. Ps I think she currently lives in a dumpster. #deadbeatmomoftheyear

What’s with the dude in the wheelchair?- nik

Jenny Twix Needs Work


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I went on a few dates with this girl. Her name is Jenny Twix. She was nice but we didn’t click. She is an upstart model and dreams of being in Playboy and moving to LA. I told her she needs work if that is going to happen. Her body is fine but her face is another thing. She needs a nose job asap. I told her to get implants as well. She has saggy b cups. She has thought about implants but refuses to touch her face. What do you think?

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