Champion Figure Model Goddess Erin Stern


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is IBFF figure model champion Erin Stern from Tampa, FL. I’ve had a crush on her for a really long time. I’m a somewhat wealthy 37 year old business owner that lives in Miami Beach. I’m above average looking and in pretty good shape, but obviously not on the level she is. I have a luxury 2 bedroom condo 2 blocks from the beach and just leased a 2015 Mercedes S550. I would definitely spoil her and treat her like the goddess she is. Do you think I have any chance of asking her out on a date via social media and her saying yes if I fly her in privately or 1st class and put her up in a luxury hotel on Ocean Drive?

OP, I think you are Forgy.- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Chris Cameron The Drunk Cranimal


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ladies of Tampa Beware! Chris Cameron may appear to have a good job, be attractive and charming but he is an an alcoholic with a flaccid penis. He has anger management issues and resorts to alcohol abuse in order to deal with his mood swings. He drinks until he gets black out drunk, all day and all night of every weekend. While drunk, he has physically assaulted his sibling, his friends and his women. A bouncer at a Gainesville bar witnessed him shove a girl he was dating during one of his drunken escapades and threw him out. He is manipulative and will say all the right things but, the second your back is turned, he will be drinking by himself at 4AM and prowling his Ashley Madison (YoungStud391), DateACougar (YoungStud391), Cougar Life (StudFella622) or Tinder accounts to cheat. He flirts with bartenders and whoever he is dating’s friends and acquaintances. If the girl he is dating is out of town, he will contact prostitutes, which is pointless because he is always limp due to his alcohol fueled lifestyle. He will embarrass himself by slurring, swaying, falling down and passing out regularly at important events as a result of his dangerous binge drinking and has scars on his arm from where he burns himself with cigarettes when he is drunk. The parents of this man-child have to regularly drive him home from family gatherings when he is drunk. Don’t believe a word he says because he lies about everything to hide his drinking and philandering lifestyle. He will try to manipulate you but don’t believe it because he has a well-known reputation in the Palma Ceia Men’s Grill as an alcoholic and his family members have even referred to him as the “black sheep.”

Tampa Bay “Celebrity” Jeff Weldon


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this as you may know is Jeff or Jeffrey Weldon. He appeared on the most recent Amazing Race and apparently Big Brother. He lives in Tampa and thinks he is hot sh*t. He is the legitimate definition of a male butterface. If he wasn’t in semi decent shape he would never be able to get girls, especially not the one they paired him up with for his blind date on the amazing race, she was easily 50 times out of his league but he still treated her like crap and talked down to her. He’s clearly shovenistic and an asshole and he’s using his semi G list fame to get girls in the Tampa Bay Area. He hunts them down on Twitter, adds you on snapchat and sends snaps of his not so impressive junk. Ladies of the entire state of Florida beware! He will talk to you like you are less of a human being than he is and will likely give you some gnarly disease (if after seeing his tiny junk you decide to go through with it) he is a super tool and no one would give him the time of day had he not been on TV for a hot minute.

Sounds like OP was a devoted customer.- nik

Lauren Frieder Made It Through Law School But Still Needs a Sugar Daddy


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this chain smoking, washed-up stripper is Lauren Frieder. Her customers might remember her as Alexis, Lexi, or Savannah. She is originally from Cleveland, OH and a couple days after her 18th birthday, she started stripping at a skeazy, full-nude club called Just Teazin. That’s where she found her first sugar daddy, a guy named Rick, who was from Tampa Bay and more than 20 years older than her. After getting ran through in the warehouse district of Cleveland for a few of years after college, she got a set of plus 2’s and headed down to Florida. She trolled around Clearwater and Madeira Beach for a couple years. Some might remember her from that scene. Then she moved over to Tampa and partied her way through Channelside and SoHo while spreading DRD to all comers and getting a graduate degree from UT. When school was over, the old man that was financing her for 7 years disappeared without a trace and so did her monthly “allowance”. She quickly found out that an MBA and a push up bra wouldn’t get her a job that would cover the expenses that her Sugar Daddy did…

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Beware Of Nichole Northrup


THE DIRTY ARMY:  NiK, watch out guys. This girl scams you by saying she’s stranded on the side of the road after her car has been towed. But she needs money to get the car back from the tow company. She’ll try to get one $50-$200 out of you to pay the tow company back to get her car. I fell for her scam and gave her $150, brought her to a trailer park to pay the tow truck driver and get her keys back to her car that they were fixing in the shop because they damaged it while in tow. How gullible am I? I dropped her off at her house she said they were going to bring her car home later that day. excuse after excuse followed and I haven’t seen any money back. I’m one of seven other people who message me on Facebook and said that they have been scammed by her also. don’t trust this chick she’s addicted to pills and is a compulsive liar.

Wannabe Rick Ross


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, who wears thick gold plated chains? He’s a career criminal who’s acting like a pimp in his 30’s. Living with his mom in Winter Haven, FL. Btw the real deal is he has 4 babymoms & behind on child support. He disowned his real children for some orphans. His wife is a low life scumbag, on welfare, guilty of abusing her children. This wannabe Rick Ross needs a weed wacker to trim his bush. His hoes can’t bring him enough cash to get his own house and real jewelry. Harley Adams is such a looser.

Shocking he’s not Canadian.- nik

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