From Leper, To The Dirty Army

LEPER: Nik, I have decided I want to be single. I dont want to be judged or labeled as a “player” because im not! If you guys “hate” me so much and im such a ” bad person” quit calling, my gosh if you hate me then quit coming back and then whine about how im supposedly “shady” its annoying. xo.

Leper you should have just married Tristan. He was the only man that really loved you.- nik

Not Likely A Coincidence


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw your post of the super forgy “VA Psycho Boy” and it reminded me a lot of Tristan. Is this pose native to Virginia or just crazy people? Either way, I think they are a Forgy match made in heaven!

Yup, that is the VA “In Heat” Pose.  I decided.- nik

David Carradine’s Rep: Death Was ‘Accidental’

TMZ Reports: We just spoke to a rep for David Carradine, who claims the actor’s death was not a suicide.

The rep said David’s death was “accidental.” And there’s this … the BBC is now reporting that David’s body was found hanging with a rope around his neck and “other parts of his body.” 

Carradine’s body was found nude, hanging in a closet. David’s rep added, “We can confirm 100% that he never would have committed suicide. It was an accidental death. Everybody is in shock.”

We have our own theories here at… well at least I do?- nik

We Are Almost At DEFCON 3 At



(Click on image to see Slayer’s list of demands)

Dear Slayer of, Tristan is going to eat your babies!  We refuse your list of demands and Tristan wanted me to tell you personally via that when he finds out who you are… “you better run to the moon!”

Major Legal Battle About To Go Down


Also See: 

Tristan Michales Is Upset About His Father Being Posted

Tristan Michales Senior Reaches Out

DIRTY ARMY Fans Are Ruthless


If you haven’t heard there is a website that is going viral around the internet., I think it is awesome.  Tristan, not so much.  We had a meeting about it this morning and Tristan is seeking legal counsel to remove the website from the internet.  He is not happy.

**It contains footage we filmed that I could not post on the website because I did not want to ruin the “Johnson Charm”.

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