Human Barbie Admits Photoshopping


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you know that crazy girl who thinks she is a human barbie right? Well she finally admitted she photoshops all her images… Um, did anyone really think there was no photoshop in her images?   She was quoted saying this “the pictures are Photoshopped to achieve smoothness and color correction. The pictures were taken in the botanical garden on the phone. They were not high quality. I had to edit them in order to correct the defects of the phone picture”… this is just another example how social media has screwed everyone up, this girl is famous for crying out loud.

What’s up with Human Barbie’s MAN arms? I feel gay looking at this image.- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

This Nut Job Is Suing Mila Kunis

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, behold the most recent whack-a-doodle to sue a celebrity in hopes of attention/a couple dollars. Ms. Kristina Kato allegedly knew Mila when they were littles back in the Ukraine. Mila caused emotional distress to Kristina by stealing her doggie. Not what you’re thinking… it was a chicken named Doggie. Since then Mila obviously moved to America and became Ashton Kutchers baby mama while her best friend has been left in anguish over her chicken. She’s since moved to LA herself to start her gem of a music career but it’s brought up even more upset feelings for her so she’s suing Mrs.K for $5k. What people make up for their 10 seconds of “fame” is ridiculous. Her music videos are great entertainment if you can sit through them. I attached one for your enjoyment and I have to say, she makes a good point in it… if Paris Hilton can do it.

No way Mila was friends with this chick growing up. Full Greencard scam.- nik

How Can You Like Natalie Danish Less The More You See Her


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, how the hell do you like Natalie Danish less the more you see her?  She is the definition of what Nik Richie defines as beauty.  She has it all, from the armpits, to the ITG, to that immaculate jaw of hers.  Here are a few more images to help you get back on the right path.

It’s kind of like on the third date when you spend the night and decide to pee at 5am. You open her medicine cabinet to see what you’re working with and you notice zolpidem, seroquel, alprazolam, desoxyn and oxycodone bottles all in her name. Yup — bat sh*t f*cking crazy with an outside like frosted flakes. Just like how this chick (fishing lure above) is hiding her moles with make-up. It’s basically the same thing… none disclosure of factual information.- nik


Natalie Danish Deserves That Coveted Green Card

Natalie Danish Was Made By God

Natalie Danish Deserves That Coveted Green Card


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here’s the info on Natalie Danish. She’s 19 and was born in The Ukraine. She’s signed to a modeling agency in the Czech Republic and I guess she’s sort of famous there. Her body is insane and she looks hot even without makeup. Get her a green card.

The more I see her the less I like her. It’s like you’re on that second date where you decide to drink wine instead of the hard stuff. So now you have to actually make serious visual engagement with crossover conversation. The first date was easy because the Jack Daniel’s made her look so sexy and made you last like one of those guys from the movie 300. But now you are on date two and you’re f*cked. What a waste of money and you will probably have to go down on her to kill time. You stupid sucker Nik Richie!- nik



When You Visit To Odessa


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! When you visit to Odessa? Sunny, beach, sexy ladies, good prices! Don’t worry fighting in Donetsk, seven hundred kilometres far. Odessa very safe. This Olga Arkhangelskaya. She very close human Barbie Valeria. Very pretty! No women like heifer or sow as you have in America! In Ukraine all women yest coveted “ITG” we know how make men happy!

Ukraine isn’t on my hit list at the moment.- nik

Is Valeria Lukyanova Good Enough For Your Standards

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, you’re notorious for being ultra-critical of people’s appearances, right? Duh. You’ve noticed things no one cares about like symmetrical ears, elbows, moles, hands, feet, shoulders, and even kneecaps. You’re known for your love of the ITG, big fake +2’s with NO refund gap, and bone thin women at least 15lbs underweight. Well, I think I’ve found your perfect woman! This is Valeria Lukyanova, The Human Barbie Doll. This girl went ALL OUT, even removing 2 ribs to achieve such a small waist! I’ve seen 1 other post where you said she is the Michael Jackson of Ukraine, but in reality she is what you project as perfection! Or is even she not good enough for your standards?

I’m not ok with her jawline. It’s still a little wide for me. The roundness of her face makes her forehead look huge. She still has work to do in my mind.- nik

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