UMass All Day


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Mackenzie McClung is one “friendly” girl.  She is a dancer at UMass and love showing off her flexibility and getting guys horny.   She was the same in high school so I guess things don’t change.  UMass all day baby!!!

What is Mackenzie trying to say?- nik

UMass Psycho Has Moved

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the UMass psycho has moved to New York City! Whether it is because she ran out of guys to fck or she was embarrassed by the amount of people that have seen her cooche is still a little unclear. Now, in the last post about this one there were a (very) few people who said this girl was mildly attractive. I would like to shed some light on that falsity….dim lighting, caked makeup, and a semi-skillful crop can do wonders for people. But this post is really about warning the good people of New York, please please do not go down this route, she is the only chick I have regretted DURING sex….damn you whiskey goggles….

Would You

THE DIRTY ARMY: Just wanted to see what you thought of this chick? She kinda has potential. She’s kinda chunky tho anyways, would you Nik?

Answer: No, that tat used to be a full sleeve.

How Is My ITG

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik. I’ve recently become a huge fan of your site, and we happen to share a common interest, inner thigh gaps. I’m about 5’8 and 127 llbs and a size 0 but I don’t even have a slight gap. I know that I have narrow hips and was told that some people simply cannot achieve a gap. I was wondering if you knew anything about this and could recommend a way to achieve one. Thank you!

You can cheat and take this stuff to burn inner thigh fat. I need to see a better angle picture to know exactly how many inches you are short.- nik

Real Bean Town Chick

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is “Jordan Gotti” up in the club Boston ma september 2012 who is she why is she out thinking shes a celeb?

Must be sleeping with da managa.- nik

New Porta Potty In The Works

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here’s a New porta potty in the making hangs out at the playboy mansion as a regular, at the palms in vegas seen with the maloofs always with her manly blonde side kick. Constantly telling people they want to be hookers and models and think they are too good for real jobs. These girls are poorer than pay dirt live a total fake wannabe life style idolize the porta potties and have been talking to scooby and her troops to get in on it. They feel they have hit the jack pot. They go by so many alias’s its hard to keep track the brunettes a bit pudgy but has no problem getting down and dirty but is a total wannabe playmate still obsesses over it trying to get in with all the whose who in hollywood and totally thinks she has an in because she bangs one of the maloof brothers for free trips to fake a glamorized lifestyle the blonde is too old to be in the game to begin with and is never going to make it any where she thinks things should be handed to her without having to lift a finger she’s all talk even heff turned her away shes just a leech to anyone who will give her attention for five minutes. there both pathetic i hope they get pleasure out of getting p*ssed and sh*t on with scooby and the gang.

I can’t believe New England makes girls who think like this. #SHADY.- nik

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