THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Update on that Umass dancer slut Mackenzie McClung! Has a boyfriend now but no way has she changed her ways shes a little slorebag. Big time band whore now. Shows off her ass around campus like its her life. Know for a fact shes a  slut. Nasty party umass ”’ dumpster for real. Lives in Amherst and Leominster mass
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the UMass psycho has moved to New York City! Whether it is because she ran out of guys to fck or she was embarrassed by the amount of people that have seen her cooche is still a little unclear. Now, in the last post about this one there were a (very) few people who said this girl was mildly attractive. I would like to shed some light on that falsity….dim lighting, caked makeup, and a semi-skillful crop can do wonders for people. But this post is really about warning the good people of New York, please please do not go down this route, she is the only chick I have regretted DURING sex….damn you whiskey goggles….
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik. I’ve recently become a huge fan of your site, and we happen to share a common interest, inner thigh gaps. I’m about 5’8 and 127 llbs and a size 0 but I don’t even have a slight gap. I know that I have narrow hips and was told that some people simply cannot achieve a gap. I was wondering if you knew anything about this and could recommend a way to achieve one. Thank you!
You can cheat and take this stuff to burn inner thigh fat. I need to see a better angle picture to know exactly how many inches you are short.- nik