The Dirty Army: Nik, everyone welcome Jessica Kane’s new “sister" Caitlin "Marie" to the dirty soulless lifestyle of selling your body for a couple bucks. Jessica has a reputation for finding girls on the Internet to pimp out, and unfortunately Caitlin is her latest victim. Caitlin clearly doesn't know anything about Jessica if she believes they are actually best friends. Jessica uses people to fuel her money hungry agenda which includes her being a backpage hooker. Apparently Jessica has already got her sucked into the lifestyle, going to holt renfrew and buying expensive shoes and bags. Plus she has already gotten her lips plumped up for the job. Caitlin's Instagram portrays that Jessica's low life scum boyfriend's credit card is funding their thousand dollar shopping sprees, when in reality it's from them spreading their legs across Vancouver. It's plain to see that she is desperate for the money and is ashamed that she has become like Jessica from the way she answers people's questions about what she does for a living. Only a few months ago she was a waitress with nothing... How exactly is she going to explain that? Jessica's been selling her body for years now, it's sad that she also needs to drag all these other girls down with her. Surprised Caitlin hasn't started Photoshopping her hips like her "sister." Jessica if you're making so much cash you should really get your lipo job corrected. And as for you Caitlin, is the bag you're carrying REALLY worth it?
I really love VanDirty.- nik