THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Erin Matchett has an open marriage with her husband just so she can neglect their two kids and go out and get different size Greg every day. She has issues where she’ll sleep with you and and later say she plans to make her marriage work, then be back on Craigslist trying to find another man. She drinks a lot as well and expects you to grab the tab. She planned to divorce her husband but realized she couldn’t afford her sexual floozy-ish lifestyle without him. Be warned!
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Victoria Derkach of Victoria BC. She is a major internet attention floozy because she has zero success in real life. She is on multiple dating sites because she needs the attention of desperate men to make her feel like somebody. These men will tell her anything, like how she is stunning a creature, which inflates her ego, instantly turning her from a 5 to a 10. It is at this point that she thinks she is God’s perfect creation because of the amount of desperate messages she receives and picks through. When in reality, without the internet, she is just some poor fat generic blonde chick who can only succeed in a bar.