Want Some

want some?

THE DIRTY ARMY: That face, the fat roll, and the hooker dress all say one classy lady to me! Doesn’t he look proud to have this skank by his side!?

That’s the I’m not drunk enough look.- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Wannabe Facebook Thug

Wanna be Facebook Thug

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Timmy Evans, he thinks he is a gangster, he talks sh*t on facebook and to afraid to back it up. He lives at home with his mommy, no car, no job, pothead, cant even get his ged….. He forever put posts on fb sayin im gonna end it all because everyone hates me, no one cares, my life is soo hard. He has talked so much sh*t and done people dirty that he constantly has people after him. He also thiks that he can get any girl and beat up anyone who crosses his path….lol…Please give us your input on this wannabe wankster!

The lazy eye shows that he was probably a product of inbreeding.- nik 

Would You

would you?

would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Mary Earley. She thinks shes all hot and everyone thinks so too. but I don’t. Tell me, would you?

Answer: No, she’s skinny but still manages to have thunder thighs and she has a flat stretched out face.

Nik, You So Would

THE DIRTY ARMY: I just wanted to show you these +2’s, Nik. I think there is definitely some dirty celeb qualities here, what do you think? And I have to ask, Would you?

Answer: I promised myself that I would never bang a girl from Charleston. Good to see that some of her parts aren’t aging.

She Wants It Bad

She Wants It Bad

She Wants It Bad

She Wants It Bad

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl’s name is Katherine Dejesus, the trash in a small West Virginia town that doesn’t get picked up. She has set aside her parenting to become America’s Next Top Model, or so she claims. If you have a camera and claim you are a photographer, she will meet you at the local Super 8 and have a nude session with you as long as you promise her that she will make it big. I’m not one for big noses or girls that show only one facial expression, but tell me…would you get with this girl?

Action shots are not her strong suit.- nik

Who Is He Really



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, met this guy a couple of days ago.. lemme tell you i’ve come to the conclussion he’s nothing but a fake and the biggest pathicalogial lier i’ve ever met. He claims he’s from Newport California and currently plays for the WVU football team. Too bad the WVU football roster says a different story. This kid claims his name is Dwayne Gotti, apparently his family is in the mob and hes so loaded. He claims he has 3 laptops, so many cars, and hes been in jail, too bad when i googled him nothing came up. Obviously this kid is a lier and a waste of my time. I’m just wondering what this kids story really is? Who is he, where he’s from, and why doesn’t he tell the truth? Nik if theres anyone out there with info about this tool bag i’d like to know.

I wonder what his excuse is when he pulls his bed out from under the couch.- nik

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