THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, So this is the most worthless piece of shit i have ever had the misfortune of meeting. He is so full of himself that its not even funny! Most of Denver probably know him for his alcoholism and his retarded ass haircut that hes had since middle school. He spends a lot of money at the bars just to get girls to sleep with him. we have been talking for like 2 years and he says hes not ready for a realtion ship. After we fucked he goes and fuks my best friend/Cousin and tells her the same thing. I just want everyone to know that he just wants to fuck you. Even though he claims to be single, he will still wine and dine girls and stay with them for daays at a time. he basically lived with me and still claimed he wasnt ready for a serious commitment. The sex is probably the only thing hes good at. Hes fat, ugly, and has no job. He has a coke problem and spends over $500 a month on coke and doesnt think he has a problem. Ladies hes a looser and the only thing goin for him is in between his legs, staaay away!!