Little Perk Head


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Jonathan Maytwayashing also known as Maytagz. This loser here is addicted to perks, and who knows what other kinda drugs. He use to be a c**ck head at one time. Running around the north side trying to be a hustle yet he is probably sh’t smoking. Nummy guy keeps living off girls getting them to pay for his addiction seeing that he has no job or anything. He is a lair and likes to manipulate girls. I hear he is having a baby that he doesn’t even want. But I guess it’s better he doesn’t want the poor kid cause he can’t even take care of himself. He likes to hit girls and also has a little penis. Never faked an orgamsam so deadly in my life. shittest lay I ever had. Who would want to be with a disgusting habit loser who can’t take care of them self. I feel sorry for the next girls he goes out with he will charm them tell them all the things they think they wanna hear then bam next thing you know he will be using you for whatever you wanna give him. So I suggest the next girls to be careful. Look out for this c’ack head.

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

Lorrettes Cheating Stank


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this cheating skank is Joy McDowell Howden loves to mess with taken and married men even when she is married herself. this nasty whore needs to lay off everyones man and take care of her daughters instead of sucking off any man that gives her attention. for all the women that think your friends with her, shes just trying to get to your man. Her flirting always leads to getting herself f’ed. maybe that’s what using half a bottle of perfume is about. not only will she try to fuck any man in Winnipeg shes been around in lorette as well. Walking around the lorette bar like shes the hottest thing out there. hello woman have u looked in the mirror…. ur ridiclious 80s hair (I hear the curtains match the carpet).., insane makeup all over ur face isn’t sexy. u look like mimi off drew carey show for fsakes. this cheesy cow goes to all the tail gate parties cause she knows its only the drunk guys that will do her. how does this whore coach our kids ringette team we don’t need mini cheesy homewreckers in our town.

City Inspector Psycho


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Jeff Wedge. Or on Facebook known as Wild Wedge. He’s literally the laughing stock of our small northern town. He can be found every weekend at Trapper’s dancing on the dance floor with his “curvy” (fat) piece of the month. Seeing as he takes what he can get.. Literally. Not only is he the most disgusting POS he’s the city inspector, rubbing elbows with all the RCMP, and anyone else he can talk a greasy game to. He thinks he’s got it all when in reality he’s a joke! I know atleast 3 girls alone who would tell you that he’s borderline psychotic and likes to stalk girls, not to mention he’s a raging alcoholic. He can be found on POF, Tinder and Grinder (he doesn’t mind what you’ve got as long as he can lick it). Hope this doesn’t hurt your career wedgie, although I’m sure your nose and lips should be stained brown by how much sh’t you talk, and how many a-holes you kiss.

Hillbilly Antics


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Robert Nepinak the biggest loser in the city. He uses girls just so he can have a warm place to sleep at night and can shower for free in the morning. If he stays over u will definitely get f’ed but u’ll have to go to the clinic in a couple weeks to get checked for genital herpes. Rob so dirty, he adds gross bitches that r 15 years old … Ur thats DISGUSTING! U bang all these girls bareback and then they get all ur dick cheese stuck up their p”sies because an Indian can’t pull back his foreskin and wash it properly. And u wonder why girls won’t give a guy like u a blowjob. what do u even have going on for urself besides that nasty smegma? Well it’s not a home, a car or even a damn job. girls watch out for this loser! He enjoys threatening girls to k’ll themselves and if u hang out with him and ur driving and he gets mad he will flip shit and make u pull over then smash ur windows and leave dents on ur vehicle. this guy is a psychopath and needs to be locked up for being a pedophile.

Tainted my Bill of Health


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I banged this chick years ago her name is Monica Cyr while I was a student at the University of manitoba let me tell you once she has a few drinks her wild side comes out to to mention se has a third nipple that is really discussing but I was drunk and had my beer goggles on so turns out she likes it up the ass and you know I’ll try just about anything 1 time turns out sh’t on my dick and then put it right into her loose pu’sy now I guess for a midnight special the sex was alright but turns out a month or so after f’ing her unprotected I get these bumps on my dick so I go to the doctor and my doctor tells me it’s genital w”*s I know they came from her as she is the only slut I ever f;ed bare back so if you see this dirty slut around stay away because she is a walking drd

Dysfunctional Parents


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Scott catcheway and his fake ass babymother Susan slut muswagon. K to start off, While scott was in Milner Ridge.. this rollie pollie  Susan muswagon shacked up with a known pedafile Cheech Trout. The minute Scott was released from jail she booted cheech out only to have scott go back to her. Its really sad to say this chick claims scott is the father of her youngest but really he isnt. He was actually in jail when she got pregnant by some guy she f’ed on her reserve. Scott will believe the lies the snake feeds him because hes only sticking around to see another paycheck, and uses susie as a place to sleep other wise he would be a homeless bum mooching off some other babymother lol. Susan is by far the biggest loser ive ever met. She will hook up with anyone really, even men that are having kids with someone else. She doesnt even take care of her own babies properly yet her own mother is a social worker. Pretty sad that you have those kids living in a low down dive apartment. I guess thats really why you need a man by your side to help raise your kids, and clean up seeing how u can never get off your lazy ass to do anything. Theres more to life than dicks and partying susan, why dont you follow on your own foot steps rather than your mothers.

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